Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Sixty... eight

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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