- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Women's Rights

What comes after 23? 24.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.