- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

your mom was so fat that she died.

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