A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Soccer...

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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