- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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