- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

whats black and white? a zebra

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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