Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Dumb

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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