- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

How do you make a car? You build it.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

The Game.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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