What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Hail Heetluh

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Y u do dis?

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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