- Anti Joke

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Two guys walk into a bar.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Is maynaise an instrument?

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

My mum is called Steve

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.