- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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