CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why is the ground wet It rained

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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