Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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