- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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