Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

My wife made me a sandwich

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