KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Sarah Palin

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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