69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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DERP

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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