- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

1+2 = 6

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

kaite is dumb that is true

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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