What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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