why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Dumb

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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69

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Anti Joke

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