- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

i have two hands.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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