I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

xavier stop

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Where's my tractor?

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...