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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

so the weather's nice...

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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