Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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