- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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