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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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