Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

kesha is a virgin.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Anti Joke

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