- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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