- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

I can count to potato.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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