What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

child labor

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

women's rights

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Justin Bieber

roses are red, violets are violet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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