Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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People Order Our Patties

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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