- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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