Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Donald Trump.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

you lose.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

8===D ~ ~ ~

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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