What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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