A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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