- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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