What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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OOOOPPS /

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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The WNBA

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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