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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

How high is a Chinaman

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Where's my tractor?

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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