Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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