Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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women

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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