- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

nice shorts.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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