A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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