Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

knock knock

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Penis!

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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