What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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