How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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