What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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this is a joke

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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