Ham sandwich

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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fabien

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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