RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

That's what he said.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Why was johny late to school? He died

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Trashcan!

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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