LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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minced oaths

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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ps3

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Anti Joke

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