What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Wats a joke?

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Bumsniffer

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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