knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Women's rights.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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The Holocaust

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Paul Dylan King!

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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